Bola jedna Víla
                                        a tá stále pila.
                                    A bola aj Princezná
                                   a tá bola perverzná.

                             Keď Princezná stretla Vílu,
                                 poslala sluhu po Pílu.
                                   A ako Motorovka vila,
                                     tak Víla stále pila.

                                          Leteli škorce,
                                           leteli vrabce,
                                    za nimi sa hnali kance
                                  a palce im držali mravce.

                                    Zuby sa stretli s kožou.
                                     Tak ako prsty s čašou.
                                           Ona sa smiala
                                         a ona jej doliala.

                                 Ona nebola tak docela ona.
                                  Ona bola on čo končí na na.
                                  On mal Motorovú pílu a syna.
                                                                       Na

                                                    hlavu

                                                      boli

                                                     obaja

                                               jeden z krajiny

                                                    zázrakov

                                                   a druhý z

                                             lona idolu a rohu

                                                    postrachu.

                                            Prepáčte mi ten úlet.
                                           Prehovorili ma na výlet.
                                                Na výlet s Vílou,
                                      Princeznou a motorovou pílou.

                                        Na konci sa len Víla smeje,
                                    ujebáva sa na tom ako jej zle je.

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